Sadly I had to say goodbye to my 11 year old Swiftie this week as it was literally on its last legs/wheels and getting more unreliable by the day. However my new car has some rather alarming features. For example I pressed 'Cruise Control' and a bank of missiles rose up from the boot. I then tried 'Climate Control' and the road in front immediately transmogrified into an ice valley.
I thought I saw a mammoth in the distance.
To everyone who lost their homes as a result of my thoughtless fiddling with these buttons, I can only apologise. I promise I'll take it back to the garage.
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When you are in a traffic jam, try Auto-Park. You will find yourself transported into a vast verdant paradise with grass, trees and lakes as far as the eye can see!
ReplyDeleteWow, this is just like the adverts! The progress of technology...
ReplyDeleteA mournful goodbye to the Swifty, a cautious welcome for the new kid on the block....
Hope it serves you well!
If it turns into a metallic crocodile for amphibious journeys you can sign me up for a test drive...
ReplyDeleteYou're just lucky that 'Cruise Control' didn't lead to a certain shortarse Hollywood egomaniac popping up in the passenger seat and lecturing you on scientology.
ReplyDeleteI like this post - it made me chuckle :) Enjoy your new cockpit.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog. And I see you know Oliver too.