How many times are you supposed to kiss them again?...
Or could he just be a piece of pond life out to fool me?
Watch out, the ducks are coming!
Hmm, I wonder what you get if you kiss a duck...
A prison sentence, probably.
It's all happening in my garden folks! Butterfly invasion next.
If you kiss a duck it turns into a duke. Less good than a prince, but less horrid than kissing a frog..
ReplyDeleteLOL. Oooooh, butterfly kisses are the best! Ducks don't have lips so they don't kiss well. You only get a peck, not very romantic. What a fun post! :)
ReplyDeleteA greasy grip, plus the bad breath knocks one over!
ReplyDeleteXO
WWW
You will get a bad reputation if nothing else-duck kisser!
ReplyDeleteNever kiss a frog. They tend to use the tongue and rip out your tonsils.
ReplyDeleteIf you kiss a duck, he slips you the bill.
ReplyDeleteObviously.
Hey, you live in Snow White's freakin' nature garden, too! I have duck envy. I think they could take the squirrels.
ReplyDeleteWell, I have to say that I have always thought that the idea of kissing frogs and them turning into princes was jolly silly. It makes far more sense to go around kissing a few ducklings - they are less slimy and there is a chance one of them might be a swan in disguise.
ReplyDeleteI really really love ducks actually. I think they are so cute.
It sounds as if Steve has had a bad experience with a frog or two!
Gina, a diet of flies and slugs doesn't make for sweet breath...
ReplyDeleteI think you need to get out more! :-)
ReplyDeleteHi there - I've tagged you for a meme and hope you can participate! There is never any pressure from me but I'd love to see your answers if you can do it. :)
ReplyDeleteLucyFishWife - good idea, but like Teeni, not sure ducks are known for their lips. Butterflies might be the best bet since they are already handsome! Might turn into fairies though!
ReplyDeleteWWW - ah, there speaks the voice of experience! Thank you!
Mrs G - I fear you are right!
Steve, what were YOU hoping to get?
Very droll, Rol!
Not sure ducks are known for their squirrel killing prowess Moi, though I did see one with an AK47 in the garden the other day...
RB, yes I was never allowed fairy tales or 'silly nonsense' as my parents termed them as a child. Perhaps that's why I'm having a belated fairy tale spell! You are spot on about ducklings being cuter though.
Steve, I won't even enquire as to your dietary cut-backs since the new arrival!
Sagittarian - hopefully I will get out more when I get insurance money for my former car, but you are right!
Teeni, I shall be right over to your site before the day is out to read your meme with interest! Been a bit of a hectic week this week.