The Painting

The Painting

Mirabelle Jagoe looked at the full length portrait in the museum gallery.

Looked and longed.

She visited Halstead Von Bischoff at least once a week, twice when it was late opening once a month.

He returned her gaze, proud and haughty as if daring her to love him

Sometimes when she gazed at him long enough she almost saw a twinkle in his eye.

An acknowledgement. An ignition. An invitation.

And she thrilled as she imagined her life with him.

Centuries breached and forgotten, lifetimes almost touching.

The man who would leave her with nothing left to want

A master of horseback, masterful in the bed chamber

An unstoppable force of nature.

At home at night, she began dressing for him

Long flowing dresses with empire waists and satin trim

She studied intricate 18^th century hairstyles on the internet

And practiced talking with her eyes in mirrors

She stopped going to work

It became hard to remember the city boy who broke her heart

That insignificance of a man from whom she first sought distraction in galleries

Von Bischoff began to meet her in her dreams each night

And implored her to steal his painting before it could be relegated to the gallery basement for another eighty years

He had a fine ship chartered for her.

They would sail away to the New World and start a new life

Her chance came. She noticed his room unattended one afternoon in the last hour of opening.

She walked towards the painting until for the first time she could actually touch it.

Trembling as the alarms went off she grabbed at the edges but before she knew it a muscular arm reached out, drew her into the painting and Von Bischoff wrapped his cloak around her.

Gallery staff rushed in to find Von Bischoff smiling broadly as he held a glowing Mirabelle, her golden locks spilling over the edge of his cloak.

Her coat and bag lay abandoned in front of the rope barrier.

They would never take his portrait down now.

©LS King

 

 

 

The Old Hotel

The Old Hotel

She had been a fancy lady in her day with curved Regency skirts, a large balcony, big-eyed bow fronted windows with cast iron lashes, and boasting a complexion of clear Portland and a bright red brassy front door kissing guests in from long tiring journeys. Her plush red interiors gaped deep, warm and welcoming. She was a wet whisky welcome with smoky lamp-lit eyes, a promise of naughty niceties away from grinding convention. A tart with a heart and the great and the good loved her. Lords and Ladies were frequent visitors as they took the waters and penned daily letters home. Not everyone could afford her, though detectives often enjoyed free rooms paid for by adulterers seeking kiss me quick divorces. For others she was a special occasion treat with her wedding suite, her afternoon teas or her birthday ballroom.

Staff enjoyed their own dalliances as they made up the vallances. Life was jolly both below and above stairs.

With every season came new reason to love her and many a well-heeled widower moved in all year round for that permanent holiday, offering solicitous service and changing daily company plus the regulars for cards three times a week. Oscar Wilde once slept here and a Prime Minister too, though some said that was just a rumour.

Habits changed, the seaside declined, decimated first by cruising, then the package holiday era, our poor lady’s paintwork curled and cried but she held her pride and when her basement was invaded she kicked the trap door shut behind him so no one could find him, snuffing his fire out too.

Oh, the thousand stories she could tell if she were a sea shell.

But now she’s a budget hotel, scarcely better than a motel and people come for conferences rather than romances.

The silver service may be no more but she still has views to die for.

©LS King 2023

 

 

A Big Hello To All My New Readers

 

My humble little blog has been sadly neglected for some while as life and work has taken over.

Today it's been brought to my attention I may have a new readership since venturing into local politics, so I thought I'd better say Hello.

However should anyone be here digging for my political past, I will save you the trouble.

There isn't one.

Hard to believe maybe, but it happens to be true,  Until now I've never had a political bone in my body, never been a member of a political party or remotely attracted to politics. Ok, I've always voted, but only because my family suffered heavy casualties in two world wars and it seemed an insult to all those ancestors who died for my freedom not to vote.

But it's always been a tough call at the polling station deciding which is the 'least of the evils' to vote for in the absence of a 'pick of the crop' array of glittering political offerings.

As a cynic, I've always seen politics as a divide and rule game to keep us all either moaning about how bad things are while they get even worse or at each other's throats rather than holding power to account and demanding the goods and services we pay for, no excuses. It's been hard to engage as a result.

Right and Left seem to me, to be wings of the same bird, and if they extend to extremes at either side, they probably end up meeting in the middle at the back somewhere.

For myself, I remain a wingless beast and a fan of balance in all things.

Living in a British democracy we are lucky enough to live in a consent and contract-based society. Even if we've elected our leaders they still rule by our consent and we can withdraw that consent at any time if they go rogue or start acting against the public interest.

Well that's how it's supposed to work anyway. Sadly in recent years we seem to have allowed those who govern us to slip from public servants who work for us into petty dictators who tell us what to do when it is their role to run the city or even country, not the citizens.

That's what has annoyed me enough to want to do my bit to make public servants fashionable again, hence forming the Friends of Brighton and Hove Independents - spawned by the Friends of Brighton and Hove Citizens' Action Group - shining a light and campaigning on local issues for three years now.

We need a city by the people for the people. A beautiful and thriving city we can be proud of once more.

If you don't agree, don't vote for me and my fellow prospective councillor candidates. It's that simple. 

I believe we have entirely sensible and commonsense aims.

But I'm not going to turn this into a political blog. That is being built elsewhere.

This just a personal blog. A mix of the silly and the serious, the thoughtful and the playful interspersed with poems, vignettes, obituaries, short stories, reviews - much like any other blog, I suppose. 

Photograph by author near Black Rock, Brighton.