Showing posts with label Gap Year Travels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gap Year Travels. Show all posts

Monday, 8 October 2007

The Travel Bores Have Landed

Well the students are back in Oxford with a vengeance, regaling each other with Gap Year travel tales at the tops of their voices in pubs. Which reminds me of an ensemble piece they inspired some while ago...


  • Gap Year Travels

1st Student:
I was robbed by a hussar
In a Baghdad bazaar

2nd Student:
Well I was molested by a gorilla
At a bus stop near Manila

3rd Student:
Well I was kidnapped by a Yeti
In the Serengeti

4th Student:
Well I raised a few grand
by shagging my way to Thailand

5th Student:
Well I lost my backpack in Sydney
And was murdered for a kidney

1st Student:
Cool.

© LS King 2003