Monday, 3 January 2011

Prime Minister David Cameron is giving me £2m!



According to the following e-mail found in my Junk box. Thank goodness I saw it in time, I could easily have missed out!

OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
TREASURY AND MINISTER FOR CIVIL SERVICE,
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.

Our ref: ATM/13470/IDR
Your ref:...Date: 3/1/2011

IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

I am Hon David Cameron PM,Prime Minister British Government. This letter is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 0480001017665450) has been accredited in your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 044.The VISA Card Value is £2,000,000.00(Two Million, Great British Pounds Sterling).

This office will send to you an Visa/ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw your funds in any Automated Teller Machine (ATM) CENTER or Visa card outlet in the world with a maximum of £5000 GBP daily.Further more,You will be required to re-confirm the following information to enable Cheryl Gillan Secretary of State for Foreign and Common wealth Affairs. begin in processing of your VISA CARD.

(1)Full names: (2)Address: (3)Country: (4)Nationality: (5)Phone : (6)Age:
(7)Occupation: (8) Post Codes

Forward Reply To: directgov1@live.hk

TAKE NOTICE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs to avoid hitches in receiving your payment.

You are to choose on the Options of delivery of your ATM Card:
1) DELIVERY BY DHL COMPANY
2) BANK TRANSFER

Regards,

Rt Hon David Cameron PM
Prime Minister.

Oo-er, seems I may have broken the conditions in telling you all - I was just SO excited! He's not even asking for my bank details so it must be genuine.

His private e-mail address appears to be andressab@certel.com.br, but I suppose that's hardly surprising as he'd be inundated if he was david.cameron@number10.org or something.

Happy New Year to you too Dave! Thanks. I'll never pen a critical posting of your draconian Big Brother policies again. You've found the price for my vote.

11 comments:

Steve said...

Where's my £2m? How come you get £2m and I don't? What did you do to earn it, eh? Eh? Eh? It surely wasn't money for your vote... or was it?

;-)

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Cor Steve, that must be an all time record for you to post a comment before I've even finished writing it!

I neither know (nor care) where your £2m is. Money does that to people, you know. ;-)

Steve said...

Want to know how I posted that comment before you'd finished the post...? Want to know the secret of my success? Simply send me £1m via money transfer or DHL delivery to my address or bank account...

rb said...

I know why you got one and we didn't, you voted for the scumbag, didn't you? Come on, fess up! That's how he won.

Barry Coidan said...

Nope it ain't genuine. Sorry to disappoint you but given the country's finances he wouldn't have got this past George Osborne.

Wisewebwoman said...

Laura:
I feel so utterly betrayed by my (now your) David.
You were offered it FREE. In my email he wanted $150 processing charge to begin sending me weekly payments of E20,000 until the maximum was reached.
I thought that reasonable. I'm sure my payments will start very soon as it is still the holliers for him and his cabinet. Right?
Right?
XO
WWW

Tim Footman said...

I like the idea of the British govt using a Hong Kong e-mail address. I know outsourcing to China is frightfully fashionable within the plutocratic classes, but still...

Nota Bene said...

That Dave! He's such a kind-hearted fellow. Good to the core. Hopefully I'll get the same offer soon enough...

Rol said...

I reckon he raised enough this morning alone from the VAT rise to justify paying you that money, Laura. You deserve it - maybe he's become a new kind of Robin Hood...

The Sagittarian said...

Perhaps a robbin' hood?

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Steve, you're an evil genius! ; -)
You should be rich with wits that sharp.

RB, what a scurrilous accusation. I swear I didn't vote for them!!!

Barry Coidan, Thanks for dropping by. Good point. I guess I would have watched some old episodes of 'Yes Minister' to figure a way. Didn't they just hide things at the back of Jim Hacker's red boxes so by the time he got through them all it was about 2am and he'd sign anything just to get to bed?

WWW, sounds VERY dodgy to me - I think I've got the real deal here. ;- )

Well spotted Tim. So Mr Cameron is now outsourcing himself to Hong Kong? Interesting.

Notabene, may you enjoy the same good fortune post-haste.

Rol, thank you. Good point - 'tis nought but the cream on the top of the milk to him.

Sagittarian - Good one. ha ha!