Monday, 3 January 2011
Prime Minister David Cameron is giving me £2m!
According to the following e-mail found in my Junk box. Thank goodness I saw it in time, I could easily have missed out!
OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
TREASURY AND MINISTER FOR CIVIL SERVICE,
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
Our ref: ATM/13470/IDR
Your ref:...Date: 3/1/2011
IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
I am Hon David Cameron PM,Prime Minister British Government. This letter is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 0480001017665450) has been accredited in your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 044.The VISA Card Value is £2,000,000.00(Two Million, Great British Pounds Sterling).
This office will send to you an Visa/ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw your funds in any Automated Teller Machine (ATM) CENTER or Visa card outlet in the world with a maximum of £5000 GBP daily.Further more,You will be required to re-confirm the following information to enable Cheryl Gillan Secretary of State for Foreign and Common wealth Affairs. begin in processing of your VISA CARD.
(1)Full names: (2)Address: (3)Country: (4)Nationality: (5)Phone : (6)Age:
(7)Occupation: (8) Post Codes
Forward Reply To: firstname.lastname@example.org
TAKE NOTICE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs to avoid hitches in receiving your payment.
You are to choose on the Options of delivery of your ATM Card:
1) DELIVERY BY DHL COMPANY
2) BANK TRANSFER
Rt Hon David Cameron PM
Oo-er, seems I may have broken the conditions in telling you all - I was just SO excited! He's not even asking for my bank details so it must be genuine.
His private e-mail address appears to be email@example.com, but I suppose that's hardly surprising as he'd be inundated if he was firstname.lastname@example.org or something.
Happy New Year to you too Dave! Thanks. I'll never pen a critical posting of your draconian Big Brother policies again. You've found the price for my vote.