Monday, 29 October 2007
If the media has anything to do with it.
The psychological warfare they are waging against this couple, alternately sympathising with their plight one day and casting aspersions upon their presumed innocence the next, is disgusting. Time was when reporters reported the news not wrote it! Not made a story fit the 'exclusives' they sought, no matter what the truth or human cost. And what happened to innocent until proven guilty? Notwithstanding in the unlikely event charges are brought against the McCanns and made to stick, trial by jury, rather than by the media?
As for the Portugese police, for a force not permitted to comment on a live case, one bizarre theory after another has emanated from their ranks - one suspects, if not in collusion with the media - just to get rid of this nuisance British couple blighting one of their tourist hotspots with the worst economically-disastrous scandal that can befall a tourist hotspot. Arresting them certainly did wonders for the McCann departure from embarrassing Portugese shores.
While I cannot claim to have read every word printed on the story, from the sizeable chunk I have read and McCann interviews I've seen, I cannot think of a single reason why the McCanns would want to kill their much wanted (IVF) eldest daughter. Had they done so accidentally, why on earth would they not have admitted it? However stupid it might be to (allegedly) drug your daughter to make her sleep, it still would've been manslaughter, rather than murder. But the sudden death of a young daughter from whatever cause is hardly a thing a couple can fail to blame each other for or otherwise hide - particularly a couple expected to behave entirely normally at dinner with friends who knew them well that night. As for launching an international campaign to find her (which mushroomed into a phenomenon that neither of them could have predicted), hardly the act of a guilty couple either, albeit unusual, but then they are both unusual people as I detailed in my earlier posting.
So the question remains, what do the media WANT from the McCanns aside from lots of newspaper sales? A marriage split is obvious, as the McCanns cannot be seen to buck the trend of 80% relationship breakdown following the death/disappearance of a child, but do they want mental breakdowns as well? Suicide by one or both? Some kind of 'confession' perhaps?
Kate and Gerry McCann may not fit the demographic of the usual parents of a missing or murdered child, but I'll eat my hat if they turn out to be guilty of anything other than not fitting the usual demographic.
One can only hope they get some sort of closure (good or bad) before the media takes things one step further and pays someone to frame them up for Maddie's disappearance
Thursday, 25 October 2007
When she actually finds fast cars and planes (worse still, evil planes) rather sexy?
But perhaps I should content myself. Have I not done my best for the environment by never having succumbed to the temptations of driving an Aston Martin Lagonda or piloting a Stealth Bomber?
Monday, 22 October 2007
Crunching across the beech
Another leaf fall each wind tide
The dog days of summer
Turn a thousand shades of earth.
Eddying whirls of russet crisp
Sweep themselves into heaps
Just right for jumping into
When no one's looking
Save a tree dappled low-slung sun.
©LS King 2007
Beautiful sunrise over Adderbury, Oxfordshire, 7.20am this morning.
Friday, 19 October 2007
'Five hundred pounds a year
And a room of ones' own'
Was Virginia Woolfs’
recipe for happiness.
Then she saw the small ads
For rooms among the Spires
Worthy of writers.
Five hundred pounds a month,
(excl, and broadband extra)
Filled her pockets with stones
And walked into the nearest river.
Perhaps God had a room going
In one of his many mansions
A little bit cheaper…
© LS King 2006
Monday, 15 October 2007
Someone should get this 'Chemist' under the Trades Descriptions Act. And where are the Packaging Police when you need them, if we're remotely serious about saving this planet? The contents of these gifts seemed to consist largely of packaging! Which begs the question, how much disposable income do they think we earn, proportionate to our intelligence in disposing of it?
Wednesday, 10 October 2007
In it I will shockingly reveal how my parents abused me by;
.Forcibly strapping me to a 'pushchair' and restraining me with 'baby reins' until I was three, not to mention unlawfully imprisoning me in a 'playpen' whilst they abandoned me, to do the washing up or make a phone call.
These and many more abuses are laid starkly and rawly naked in my no-holds-barred last taboo bestseller-to-end-all-bestsellers ' I Was Locked In A Cupboard For Longer Than You!' - available exclusively from all Wainsburys supermarket outlets and budget flight airport vending machines. The wounds may have healed, but the scars remain festering.
The ideal pop-up stocking filler for Christmas at only £8.99 or six-for-one multibuy with every packet of coco-pops.
Monday, 8 October 2007
- Gap Year Travels
I was robbed by a hussar
In a Baghdad bazaar
Well I was molested by a gorilla
At a bus stop near Manila
Well I was kidnapped by a Yeti
In the Serengeti
Well I raised a few grand
by shagging my way to Thailand
Well I lost my backpack in Sydney
And was murdered for a kidney
© LS King 2003
Friday, 5 October 2007
Revolving Round The Sun (A Time Has Come)
Seasons of cycles. Cycles of seasons
Networks of connections, rhymes, rhythms, reasons
Pattern, co-incidence, symbols, cues, meanings
Is serendipity osmosis or a process of symbiosis?
Wherefore part plays timing? Wherefore dreaming?
Random acts of kindness
Senseless acts of wickedness
Disturbing and restoring, disturbing and restoring
The knock-on pendulum to zero balance
Revolution, evolution, extinction…
A butterfly flaps its thunderous wings
China quakes on the world's web
A piece of luck lands in your lap.
A snowflake falls. Or is it an angel's joke?
Is it Year of the Spider? Is it written in the stars?
What action behind the reaction? What cause behind the consequence?
Instinct or intellect? fate or fatalism? motive or grace?
Like age and change and death and taxes and night and day,
Luck if you're lucky, statistically more often, if willing to meet luck halfway.
Explain the bad things that happen to nice people and innocents
The 'necessary evil'…
Is there a God? Does He love a trier?
Is the devil in the detail or the big G?
Do the doors of perception lead to the gates of paradise?
Is superstition the road to perdition, one magpie short?
Can you re-negotiate your part if unhappy with the script?
How any homsap can live or die (or kill) by any creed
When 'belief' means a chance we could be wrong.
Beyond admiring the neat graphics, daubing our own tribute freestyle
And wondering at the power that links the human electro-magnetic field
© LS King 2007
Monday, 1 October 2007
Taken by me yesterday (Britney the squirrel demanded soft focus). I'm going through my nature phase at the moment. All poets have to have one, it's the law! (click on View All Images to see witty captions accompanying 'poetry-in-motion')
For my previous posting on these delightful critters see Ethnic Cleansing of The Grey Squirrel