Environmentally Friendly Garden Birds...

‘Cheerful Companion’, it read on the box
And you’d said you were lonely
So I bought it for your birthday
In the hope it might ‘complete’ you
For £9.99
But you didn’t like your new
Solar Powered
Illuminated Blue Tit
(much preferring the badger
instead)
Good job I kept the receipt.
I suppose you’ll be wanting a new stoat next.

© LS King 2007