Friday, 3 October 2008
Around Asda In 80 Minutes
What the??? And who wants their crisps 'hand cooked' anyway, even supposing that they contain real bona fide blankets?
At least some great British traditions never change...
And our gratuitous traditional puddings are always good for a laugh.
I didn't know that 'comforting' was a legally recognised and chargeable 'ingredient' under Food Labelling laws, but perhaps I'm behind the times.
After that little lot, you may be worrying about your waistline. Free liposcution attachment and personal bacon slicer enclosed.
Nice to see a store that doesn't glamorise drinking.
But is considerate enough to sell the heavy drinker a few aids to see them through the check-out queue.
Clever chappies, these DUAL-action products. But 'neckache' - how???
Who needs re-hab?
Just in case you're worried about other side-effects of the way we live now.... Could this be the new navel-gazing? Personally I've never been quite that bored of a Saturday night.
I think that merger with Walmart has gone to their head. At this point, needless to say I made my excuses and left.
I'll throw this out as a meme and link back to any blogmate similarly foolhardy enough to test the freedom of their free country by capturing similarly ridiculous products minus security guard molestation.
Meantime I'm off to eat some 'comforting' mash. It's a tough old start of term here in Ye Olde Oxenford, but I hope to catch up with y'all very soon.