What the Juice!
Slushie, smoothie, Spritzer, breezer, cooler
Cola, Shake, Drench, Quench, Juice drink.
I'm not cordial to any of you.
Keep out my shopping basket
I don't care if you're three-for-two.
I used to have respect for you
'Til I espied you with six
In the five or less queue...
© LS King 2007
**Of course I now reward M&S with my custom for using the semantically-correct lane dividers proclaiming 'Five items or FEWER'. **
For all you supermarket watchers out there, here's my previous poem on the subject; Bananas