Friday, 16 November 2007

New Car

Sadly I had to say goodbye to my 11 year old Swiftie this week as it was literally on its last legs/wheels and getting more unreliable by the day.

However my new car has some rather alarming features. For example I pressed 'Cruise Control' and a bank of missiles rose up from the boot. I then tried 'Climate Control' and the road in front immediately transmogrified into an ice valley.

I thought I saw a mammoth in the distance.

To everyone who lost their homes as a result of my thoughtless fiddling with these buttons, I can only apologise. I promise I'll take it back to the garage.

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5 comments:

Oliver said...

When you are in a traffic jam, try Auto-Park. You will find yourself transported into a vast verdant paradise with grass, trees and lakes as far as the eye can see!

Dan said...

Wow, this is just like the adverts! The progress of technology...

A mournful goodbye to the Swifty, a cautious welcome for the new kid on the block....

Hope it serves you well!

Steve said...

If it turns into a metallic crocodile for amphibious journeys you can sign me up for a test drive...

Rol Hirst said...

You're just lucky that 'Cruise Control' didn't lead to a certain shortarse Hollywood egomaniac popping up in the passenger seat and lecturing you on scientology.

Olivia said...

I like this post - it made me chuckle :) Enjoy your new cockpit.

Thanks for stopping by my blog. And I see you know Oliver too.