Monday, 19 November 2007

Obesity in Cars

Are cars getting fatter,
Or are parking spaces getting thinner?
Are parking spaces anorexic,
Or are cars eating too much dinner?

© LS King 2007


Rol Hirst said...


Worse still are those new breed of shopping centre multi-storey's where they give you three spaces, then position the pillars over half of each of the outside spaces, leaving just one in the middle.

Steve said...

Is my bicycle an anorexic hummer?

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Have you asked it, Steve?

Rol, I quite agree.

Perhaps there is a sneaky anti-car policy going on in these places.

The Sagittarian said...

Worst nightmare involves being parked in by those "Merivale Tracters" (ok, in UK I guess the equivalent might be a "Paddington tracter")...had one either side of me recently and I swear it took me three weeks to get out of the park!!

Dan said...

Quite. Hideous, pumped-up, steroid vehicles... I really think there should be a different license for acquiring them!